Month: August 2014

Humilating Fartlove08 by text

Well, well… I got a chance to talk a bit more with fartlove08.  He revealed to me that he enjoys ass sweat.   I simply couldn’t let that go, especially since I knew my ass actually was sweaty at that moment.  Text posted below with his permission, typos and all (that sort of adds to the fun and urgency of the situation).  And remember his screen name… anything with ass, odors, humiliation, and smells get this slave going.  Keep that in mind as you read.  Italics are me.
And as a matter of fact, I do have an ass full of dark, sweaty hair


and I could use a cleaning with your face

fuuckk *pants*

it’d be like a fucking wet brillo pad

;alsdjfals;dfjk asdf

With a hint of ass smell

ugugh shittt thats so nasty and hot

Care to lick off my ass hair sweat?
Not that you have a choice, by the way

Pleasure yes.

*gradully lowers ass crack towards your face*

*sniffing hungrily* oh my god stop stop this is…ugughhh

*stops just before it touches*
Beg for it

PLEASE. Please make me eat your disgusting, sweaty hairy crack. Please i need it. please please I need to eat your sweaty manly ass

stick your tongue out and moan

*sticking my tongue out I start moaning and groaning, desperate to get near the hair*

*ass hair is just being flicked by the tip of your tongue*
so close

*flicking desperately* please please Master let me eat it. I need to gag on your hairy ass

Wait… hold on…

No..not that.

Can’t hold it in…

*my face turns red with tongue out as I sniff desperately at the gas, the stench filling my nostrils*

breathe it in

*breathing heavily*
ugh it’s so rankk


*inhaling like a dog*

*covers your mouth with my hand*
”To insure you use your nose”
”‘Cause I have one more in me”

*i moan loudly into your hand and inhale deeply, breathing in the noxious fumes through my nose as it curls and my eyes water in both humiliation and over whelming smell*

I think my ass hairs still have some of the scent on them…
*sits firmly on your face*

PLEASE can I eat your sweaty hole Sir?

No, I’m going to rub it all over your fag face first
*grinds my ass all over your face*
*full weight on your*

*moaning and panting like an animal as I feel the hairs cover my faggot face and leave their sweaty marks over it to claim ownership*

Kiss my ass

*I give a long and passionate kiss to your crack, feeling the hairs at my lips and sniffing the stench of a man*

tongue kiss my ass, opening and closing your mouth like a fish out of water

*i immediately open my mouth and begin to rim and eat you out with passion, french kissing your hole and slurping at it like a filthy faggot. Desperate for you to humiliate me and laugh at me, to claim ownership, opening my jaw wide to suck in as much ass hair as possible as I lick and suckle around your hole and flicking my tongue across the sweaty rank bud*

Feels good, slave
You know your place

*snorting into your crack* Yes Master, at your hole.

*slaps your cheek* Less talking, more eating

*my dick jumps at the abuse as I continue eating your masculine, big ass. I start flicking over your pink hole in circles, all different patterns to pleasure you and hit your buttons to make you feel completely satisfied, slurping up and down the crack to worship the taste of your disgusting ass, and savoring the rank taste on my tongue as I completely make love to your budding pink hole*

*sits up* enough, slave. Time for me to go. But before I do…
*wipes my hand all over your ass-sweated on face*
Lick my fingers clean, fag
*sticks them in your mouth to suck on*

*I suckle on them and moan, closing my eyes as I lick and clean each individual finger*

Suck on ’em like a dick

*I begin taking your fingers one by one and then adding more until I’m sucking them like a dick, licking under them, around the nails, flicking my tongue over them*

*holds fingers under your nose to sniff*

*sniffing at them and only picking up a trace of ass, most of it being licked clean*
*But I still sniff them desperately and sigh in pleasure*

*smacks your face with my wet hand*
Open your mouth, bitch

*I open eagerly*

*Spits into it*

*my face turns solid red as I swallow*
Thank you Sir


slave duel: gay vs. straight–it begins

By now you are all familiar with PAW_ss (straight) and slave j (gay).  They are both some of the most pathetic cyber slaves I’ve ever had.  And since it was a rather unique situation with one being gay and one being straight, I decided it could be fun to have a bit of a competition between the two of them.  I sent this out to both of them:

So by now you both know you will be competing to see who can be the most useless, most pathetic, worthless slave I own. It’s been challenging for me to come up with tasks that could suit both of you. I think I’ve hit as best as a balance I can.

First, a couple of ground rules.

This will all be done via email. KIK messages will not count. This is to create an equal playing field, as PAW_ss is not using KIK at this time. (Unless PAW_ss changes his mind)
Pics will be needed of all tasks as proof. This does put PAW_ss at a slight disadvantage, since he doesn’t do pics much. Because of this, there will be one extra challenge that is only for him. Additionally, because of slave j’s eagerness to show pics, he has been given additional tasks to accomplish that do not count towards this game.

Since I will be going out of town for the next 2 weeks, the deadline for the challenges will be on midnight my time, Friday, June 27. Not everything has to be done at once.
It is my intention to be posting as much of this to the blog as I can, unless you specifically tell me not to post a certain pic or information. However, no task requires to see your obscured face. A few tasks may require an obscured face.

So what I will be doing is providing a list of various tasks to be done. All will be assigned a point value. Some tasks are worth more points than others. The more tasks you do to my satisfaction, the more points you get. If a task is not done to my satisfaction, I may not assign any points. If you see a task you don’t want to do, you don’t have to do it. Just know you are loosing those points.

Whoever has the highest point total by the deadline (Friday, June 27) will be declared the winner. (Realize it may take me a couple of days to calculate the winner.) The winner will have the satisfaction of temporarily owning the other slave for a week, as well as my praise in the blog. The loser will be completely ignored by me for a period of time to be determined by me, and how disgusted I am with the loser. Plus they will be chaste for a period of time that will be determined by the winner.

If you agree to all these terms, send me a confirmation ASAP, and we can let the games begin!


After receiving a confirmation from them both, the games began.  The follow up email (and as you can see, I enjoy rules and detail):

Both slaves have agreed. It seems the games are about to begin!

A few more final notes and clarifications. First, keep in mind that I am leaving out of town for a work trip for about 2 weeks beginning tomorrow. So both of you may not hear from me much during this time. But I will do everything I can to keep track when I get an opportunity to do so, and rest assured, I will be paying attention as best I can. Secondly, although the winner will get to Dom the other, they will have to go through me to insure all limits are being respected. Third, note some tasks can only be done once, while others can be repeated. Pay attention to each individual instructions.

Ready? Good luck, bitches.

The following tasks are worth anywhere from 0-10 points, depending on creativity and personal humiliation factors:

  • Write my name (TFG or TiedFeetGuy) on your body with a black sharpie in the most creative way possible. You may add other appropriate wording, such as “Property of…”, “I am a slave”, “Please abuse these nipples” with arrows pointing to them, etc. If it wears off/gets erased, and you write new messages on your body, additional points can be given. This may be repeated up to three times.
  • Write in longhand, on paper, “I am TiedFeetGuy’s humiliated, worthless, pathetic slave” as much as you can, like the grade school punishments. 10 points for every set of 100 (should be numbered), no limit.
  • Put as many tight rubber bands on your feet at one time. This may only be done once.
  • Put as many clothespins/clips on your body as one time as possible. This may be repeated one additional time, provided the clips are in a different configuration.
  • Get your feet as flithy, muddy, and disgusting as possible. Bonus points if you also submit pics of you rubbing your face in it, kissing it, or licking it. This may only be done one time.

The following tasks are worth 10-20 points, depending on creativity and/or risk factor

  • Gunge yourself with a shaving cream pie. Bonus points if you mix in other gross ingredients into it (baked beans, peanut butter, piss, etc.), but I will need to see a pic of each ingredient as it goes in. Points are given per pie, up to 5 pies.
  • Fill your tightest pair of underwear with as much gunge material as possible: chocolate syrup, custard, whipped cream, baked beans, molasses, cake batter, etc. 10 Bonus points if your put that underwear over your head. This may only be done once.
  • Take a pic of yourself in a humiliating/kinky position in a public place. For instance, on your knees, hands behind your back, head bowed at the library; on all fours in the grocery store; smelling your feet or shoes at the park; duct tape over your mouth at the beach; etc. Points are given for every pic you submit in a new location. No limit. Bonus points may be awarded if there is a crowd of people also in the pic, more so if you manage to sneak your hard dick into the shot. Face pic not required, but more points will be given. Partial face pic acceptable, and no face can also be acceptable if you can also be holding a note identifying yourself (either PAW_ss or slave j). (Note: If you are not comfortable with any of these pic going public, you may request to not have it posted to the blog at no penalty)

Because this task is the most risky, it’s worth the most points: 20-30 points per pic, depending on risk factor

  • Send me pics of bare feet of guys you know. To prevent you from just finding random barefeet pics on the internet, the pics must include their hands, which will have their index fingers crossed together like an “x” or plus sign. How you get them to agree to that as well as be barefoot is part of the challenge. Bonus points if the pic is of their soles, and more bonus points if it includes their face, and even more if they’re young and cute, lol. And yourself doesn’t count, lol. (Note: this task is the one exception to posting. I will not post these pics to the blog, unless you tell me it’s okay. These pics will be for my eyes only.) No limit.

The extra task for PAW_ss only: submit an appropriate slave name for slave j. 0-10 points, depending on how much I like the name and feel it suits him. You may submit a maximum of 3 suggestions.

Breaking rules can result in points being taken away at my discretion. If you are not clear about any of the challenges, you may ask for clarification. If situations arise during the course of the challenge, I will resolve them as best I can.

Enjoy all your humiliations, slaves. This will be fun. Well, at least for me, anyway…

And so it will be.  I will be posting their tasks next time.

TFG Reverse Mummy

TFG Reverse Mummy

So as I’ve mentioned before, we own a Neoprene Sleepsack. I totally love it, but to be honest, it’s too big for me.  (I hope to one day get a Deluxe Leather Sleepsack that fits correctly and has some custom features.)  So my BF has to get creative sometimes about how to get me tied into it tightly.

Now, if you don’t know, the typical sleepsack has rings you lace the rope through, much like the eyelets for shoelaces.  But on this day, my BF had and interesting idea… what if we laced the rope around the outside of the sleepsack, running behind the back?

This simple, but totally revolutionary concept created an entirely different feel to the sack.  Would I say it was actually tighter?  Not necessarily, but it certainly tugged in new locations, and when I’ve been in the sack many, many times, it really changed it up quite a bit.  Give it a try yourself sometime, and let me know what you think!

Other gear used:

TFGreversesleepsack (1) TFGreversesleepsack (2) TFGreversesleepsack (3) TFGreversesleepsack (5) TFGreversesleepsack (6) TFGreversesleepsack (7) TFGreversesleepsack (8) TFGreversesleepsack (9) TFGreversesleepsack (10) TFGreversesleepsack (11)