Ran across this from my Fort Troff newsletter. To be honest, I’m not into fisting. But I am interested in gunge. And this substance looks quite amazing for that. Their description is below.
Fist Powder TECH
$32.90 Product #: 53046
For those of you who like J-Lube, but hate that it’s really used for birthin’ cattle… we’re proud to offer Fist Powder TECH. This is the SECOND version of Fist Powder, and it’s been reformulated to give you the THICK feel that so many of you fuckers asked for.
Made in France, this EXTREME fisting lube is leagues better ‘cuz it’s SLICKER ‘n LESS STRINGY. Plus…clean-up is a breeze! Just use soap and water. PERIOD. No more running to the kitchen… leavin’ a slug-trail of slime drippin’ out your behind… just to retrieve the SALT to clean up the damn J-Lube. Screw THAT.
Fist Powder is AMAZING. Just add a couple spoonfuls to a regular sized water bottle and SHAKE. The more you use… the thicker it gets…If you prefer it thinner…USE LESS. It’s that simple. There’s enuFF Fist Powder in each bottle to give you AMPLE opportunities to open that hole of yours WIDE. You get 2.3 ounces which creates a WHOPPING 20 water-bottles full of THICK n’ SLICK lube. That’s less than 2 BUCKS a bottle!
If you don’t agree that FIST POWDER is better than J-Lube after the first use, just let us know and we’ll hook you up with a credit. Seriously, there’s NO need to have a COW.
Mainly, just… damn. I can’t get that image of that goop covered fist out of my head. And thinking my face and body could be covered in that. It reminds of me of a product I hear about called Body Slime (from Xur). But while the site for that is up, I’m not sure it’s still really available for purchase. This may be messier, but could be just as entertaining. Any gunge guys have thoughts on this?
You can find the product for yourself at Fort Troff, although I don’t believe I can link to the product directly, so enter “Fist Powder” into their search engine, and it should come up quickly.