{"id":1796,"date":"2010-12-23T06:21:00","date_gmt":"2010-12-23T14:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tiedfeetguy.com\/2010\/12\/23\/living-furniture\/"},"modified":"2010-12-23T06:21:00","modified_gmt":"2010-12-23T14:21:00","slug":"living-furniture","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tiedfeetguy.com\/2010\/12\/23\/living-furniture\/","title":{"rendered":"Living Furniture"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Get off the furniture.\u00a0 Wait, I&#8217;ll teach you&#8230; I&#8217;ll be sure you <i>become<\/i> part of the furniture. Now hold still when my party guests come over.  Oh, there they are now.  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