So last night, I got to attend a preview screening of the movie Hairspary (my impressions of it will be below). But to interest of all here, in the audience was Chad Allen, clad in flip flops.
I stood next to him a number of times (I didn’t talk to him or anything… think more like walking slowly past him in the crowd) and got a pretty good look at the tops of his toes, which looked pretty sexy. They were surprisingly small, probably about size 8. I should know, because that’s about my size. But they are probably in proportion to his height, he appeared to be about 5’8″ or so. Fortunately, I’m in an apparent minority in thinking small feet are actually pretty hot, as long as they are proportioned well. Which they did appear to be. Unfortunately, I didn’t get to see any more of his feet, as he was wearing long pants, so his toe tops were pretty much all that was visible. Also, no pics… it was dimly lit in the lobby, and a fairly small crowd, so I didn’t want to get the wrong kind of attention. The below pic is clearly not him, but somewhat reminiscent of what his feet looked like…
…smooth, pale, hairless, and looking soft and tender. His big toe was a bit rounder at the top, and more narrow at the joint. Mmmmmm. I had always thought he was pretty cute, so seeing even a fleeting glimpse of his feet was a nice bonus. I have an informal theory that a vast majority of all blonde twink and twink types have very sexy feet. Don’t get me wrong, plenty of brunettes do to, but blond twinks seem to more frequently. Anyone agree/disagree?
I did return from a working trip in Nebraska. It was fun, and was for people I very much enjoy working for, as they are very warm and giving people, without being pretentious. I stayed a Hampton Inn, but it was brand new, only open about 3 or 4 weeks! It was pretty nice, with a new flat screen TV.
Since I had the room to myself, and I didn’t have my loving boyfriend with me, I did amuse myself in the room in a naughty and kinky way. I had been given a Twinkie as part of a snack/care package. Inspired by another twink foot site, I decided to put the Twinkie on the floor and smash it with my foot. I used the ball of my foot, with the three-holed filling side up. That way, I could feel the creamy center gush and squash between my toes–which it did. Even though I’m generally not all that into food play, it was surprisingly erotic. Of course, I took the liberty to lick my foot clean as I jacked off. I came into the remains of the smashed Twinkie. I was tempted to then eat the newly “creamed” crushed Twinkie, but I chickened out. 🙂
I get also get to see the strapping young lad that is the son of the people I worked for. And he seemed to live in flip flops. So it was a very exciting weekend.
Okay, if you are interested, my brief review of Hairspray follows.
I loved the original movie, but aside from the song “You Can’t Stop the Beat”, I actually know virtually nothing of the musical version. Apparently, some songs were cut, and some were added. All of the actors are fun, and energetic. John Travolta, especially, is terrific at times. The problem is that John Travolta is also, at times, really bad. It was one of the most uneven performances I have ever seen. And while the dancing is well performed, I couldn’t help but think that the choreography could have been stronger–there seem to be a lot of missed opportunities here. And a lot of the characters aren’t really developed, with just nowhere to go but play it fairly shallow. And if you ask me, a lot of the music sounds pretty much alike. When all was said and done, I couldn’t identify a single tune, save for perhaps a well executed, but still somewhat lacking in construction, gospel like song from Queen Latifah. The ending feels like it should be a spectacular, inspiring moment, but it doesn’t really build to anything, and the movie more “stops” than truly “finishes”.
This is not to poo-poo the movie too much. At the end of the day, there are some very entertaining visuals, many well-paced songs with just the right touch of humor. The lead is very good, as is Zac Efron (his very blue eyes and errant lock of hair are particularly enticing), James Marsters (with a million dollar smile that is 9 miles wide, but still kinda sexy somehow), Christopher Walken, and Queen Latifah. (Sadly for you eye candy watchers, there is nary a bare chest or foot to be seen anywhere, although I think Christopher Walken is socked–but he doesn’t do much for me.) Despite it’s flaws, I liked it very much. It was even better to try and find the inevitable cameos from the first film (John Waters himself appears in the very beginning, Jerry Stiller turns into the Hefty Hideaway owner, and Rikki Lake appears as a judge in the ending showdown). I would recommend you see it, but if you go in with expectations too high, you may come out a bit disappointed. And don’t think about it too much. I like the John Waters version better.
