Believe it or not, but I found this at a local gift card store. What makes it even better, is they have two versions: one with a woman kneeling (which is what I saw first), and this one. They seem to know their audience!
For the record, the inside of the card reads, “Dinner’s on me. I mean, on you. Happy Birthday!” I think my BF could tell you there’s quite a bit of truth to this card…
I did save this post for today because it is, in fact, my birthday today. But I’m still in my 30s, dammit! So I’m not old yet. 😉 Anyway, hope you all have a great Halloween! Enjoy all the hotties in hunky costumes. I know I will!
