Believe it or not, but I found this at a local gift card store. What makes it even better, is they have two versions: one with a woman kneeling (which is what I saw first), and this one. They seem to know their audience!
For the record, the inside of the card reads, “Dinner’s on me. I mean, on you. Happy Birthday!” I think my BF could tell you there’s quite a bit of truth to this card…
I did save this post for today because it is, in fact, my birthday today. But I’m still in my 30s, dammit! So I’m not old yet. 
Anyway, hope you all have a great Halloween! Enjoy all the hotties in hunky costumes. I know I will!
