“Damn, just look at my socks. Sorry I haven’t washed them in, like, a week. Or has it been a month? Actually, I’m not all that sorry. Come over here and sniff ’em. Sniff ’em before I make you sniff ’em. Get on the floor like a sissy and put your nose right on them. Bury your face in them. And get that stink all over your face. Here, let me rub them all over your face for you, and you sit there and take it like a bitch. In fact, get your tongue out and start licking them.”
